[Mario's Mistress]

Practice makes perfect. ;) (Taken with GifBoom)

5/31/12 — 6:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMTi29t Filed under: #gif #gifboom

#cat, being badass. :/ well, not really, it’s just being #cute. IDK! More to come. (Taken with GifBoom)

5/31/12 — 8:06am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMRh0Mf Filed under: #gif #gifboom

Anonymous

asks:

Don't leave even one drop, no do it tonight. You know the moments are right, turn my brown body white

You are a sexy poet. Make more poems for me. You sexy beast.

5/30/12 — 6:38pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPmfks

Anonymous

asks:

Can you tell me plz? I really need to know... Do girls really care about size because I want a girlfriend but I'm scared someone will not like me. Do you care? Tell me all of your dirty dirty lies!

I am a transvestite, sweetie. Size does matter because I am a toilet.

5/30/12 — 6:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPmST3

Anonymous

asks:

I can pick you up on my bike and you can come and live with me and my wife. But we have very strict rules. You can't go to school anymore. And your not allowed to wear any clothes around the house. And you have to sleep with us in our bed. We make a lot of noise but it's ok we can teach you.

Sure! It sounds fun! :D

5/30/12 — 6:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPmM6E

Anonymous

asks:

I bet you have really smelly feet don't you? I love smelly feet. I love licking smelly feet. It's good.

I use shampoo on the hairs on the soles of my feet, so they are relatively clean.
Sorry to disappoint you, bad person. ;)

5/30/12 — 6:34pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPmIIJ

Anonymous

asks:

I bet you like to wear blindfolds and be told what to do don't you, you bad girl

That’s nice, I thought I liked to wear blindfold and be told what NOT to do.

5/30/12 — 6:33pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPmCwj

Anonymous

asks:

What would you do if someone offered you $50 dollars to piss on their chest? You'd do it wouldnt you? O bad girl

Nah, that’s pretty pricy. I would do it for $10.

5/30/12 — 6:31pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPm3mC

Anonymous

asks:

im serious i am going 2 in ur box

Damn, my box is pretty full.
Maybe you should try my other box.
It’s filled with kittens.

5/30/12 — 6:30pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPlzs0

Anonymous

asks:

So... Wanna show me how flexible you are? I'm sure I can put it to good use.

Okay baby.
Here’s my Skype:
Howaboutyougosuckyourowndick99
;)

5/30/12 — 6:19pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMPl2D_

Shauna’s impersonation of Eli, scary old man from Witness. #dafuq? (Taken with GifBoom)

5/27/12 — 5:13pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yMDbGum Filed under: #gif #gifboom

#magic. Well, I was pretty stumped when they disappeared… Just sayin’. (Taken with GifBoom)

5/26/12 — 10:32am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yM8T_1O Filed under: #gif #gifboom

I look like a twelvie. #mandarin (Taken with GifBoom)

5/26/12 — 10:22am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yM8RbIo Filed under: #gif #gifboom

Goddam #tree! (Taken with GifBoom)

Notes: 1 5/23/12 — 7:42pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yL_ntXN Filed under: #gif #gifboom

Athletics Carnival, I kinda died. #cosplay and #porn…
Oops sorry auto-correct,
#corn. (Taken with GifBoom)

5/23/12 — 7:35pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z_BF6yL_nNj2 Filed under: #gif #gifboom